mowilleno

me as a strapping elementary schooler: haha you study to do good in tests? can’t relate

me, now living with the consequences: hehhahhheha…….. so um.. how do u do that.….. um ….. study thing. how does that happen

red-athame:
“Congratulations on the quote of the year, Madej.
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Congratulations on the quote of the year, Madej.

nvm-illustration:
“ - Everything not saved will be lost -
I figured I’d show a time lapse of my editing process, not that it’s particularly complicated or anything but yeah.
Copyright NVM - Illustration.
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- Everything not saved will be lost - 

I figured I’d show a time lapse of my editing process, not that it’s particularly complicated or anything but yeah.

Copyright NVM - Illustration.

•Sweethearts•

Only a snippet of the full painting, but it’s finished! I hope y’all like it! I happy cried at one point while making it haha.
It’ll be in the @monoceros_zine !
You can view more of it on my Patreon if you like! It’s spiiicy!

wally-jo:
“ ironpour:
“ artist-durer:
“ Laughing Peasant Woman, Albrecht Durer
https://www.wikiart.org/en/albrecht-durer/laughing-peasant-woman-1505
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Lol
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hehehe
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Jay Pharaoh’s John Mulaney impression

Holy shit

That wasn’t an impression John Mulaney possessed him

oh, sure, when SPIDERMAN leaps from rooftop to rooftop, performing death-defying extreme parkour stunts as he swings through the city, he’s “a hero” and “protecting the city”, but when i do it i’m “illegally trespassing on private property” and “a menace to society”, THAT’S how it is, huh,

peter parker said this in civilian clothing

yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post

meanmulatto

One time I worked as a personal assistant for this rich dude. He was pretty ok for like. A dude w more money than I can rlly comprehend? Anyways a part of his assets was this grain processing plant; idk what they actually did I just ran errands for the dude n made sure he wasn’t bothered from big money decisions basically. Glorified coffee bitch? Anyways we’re working one day and the workers catch this random lady like??? Taking bags of whatever the hell they kept in the plant. We’re getting ready to call the cops, I’m getting anxious, and the boss…….. tells them to let her go. He tells her she’s allowed to take only what she can carry in her own arms. So she scrambled off with the bag of wheat or corn or whatever ???? And the crews super confused and the boss goes “do not stop her from getting what she can carry” & so that happens again like once a week for the next few months. I find out she’s actually an immigrant and a widow? Living with her dead husbands mom. She’s been stealing to feed her mom in law. Anyways eventually one day she like. Approached my boss. In his office.

And like a month later I was given an invitation to their wedding it was extremely fucked up my boss married a lady who was a wheat thief

meanmulatto

Classic bible story

catholic school speedrun

during the first liturgy if you slap the communion wine out of the priests hands and collapse at his feet hollering in tongues you can clip right through the floor and go straight to hell

funny story when my dad was in catholic school the teacher said “the only true swear word is the lord’s name in vain” and my dad replied “so does that mean you can say ass” so he got whipped with a ruler

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